1. I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly. 2. I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.
4. But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
5. And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same.
7. My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.
8. My love affair with chemicals started in high school. I loved drinking, being drunk, and all drunk people.
10. I am, uh…a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished…for not being anorexic.
12. Go ahead, say whatever you want about me, because you could never come close to what I've said about myself.
13. I like people-watching and fading into crowds.
14. I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
16. I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.
17. It was only when I moved to New York that I realized tall is good.
18. When you're that tall, people talk about it all the time.
19. Onstage, I was never the ingenue.
21. If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.
23. I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.
24. I was a full foot taller than any child my age.
26. I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run.
27. I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.
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